That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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