by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
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You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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