I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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