He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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