he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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