you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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