Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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