girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
You've changed since you got that strap on
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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