gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Houston, we have a squirter
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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