people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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