i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I just found a bag of teeth...
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
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