How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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