I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
You dont lie about slip and slides
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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