sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
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YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
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Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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