Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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