Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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