it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
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At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
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But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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