I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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