Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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