"it" just moved
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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