I think my vagina is haunted
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Also, beer. Big fan.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
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Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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