he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
We have started to decorate penises.
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You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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