We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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