No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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