whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Randomize
