So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
