Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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