she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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