I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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