yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
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Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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