next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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