Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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