I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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