Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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