i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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