Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
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