Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
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I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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