Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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