I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
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We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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