so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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