She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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