For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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