The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
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literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
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I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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