I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I just found a bag of teeth...
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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