You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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