Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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