At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
her vagine was all disorganized.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
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That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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