discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
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Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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