I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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