Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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