you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
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Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
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Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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