I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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