and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
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Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
A+ Viking dick
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