Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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