I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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