You work out of a Hotel?
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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