Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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