Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
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I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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