does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
So much rum. So many feels.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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